I guess i need to seperate my dreams into parts, because they're usually related, but definitely not cohesive.

Part 1
Characters - Dad, A Fake Sister(fake = someone I don't actually know in real life), A Fake Republican Neighbor

My dad and I live together in a gated community-esque neighborhood. Election day is coming up, and my dad is a hardcore democrat(he's actually libretarian. meh.) It's an Election day custom to tilt(there's a little crank on the side of houses that actually angles gutters up or down) the gutters of your house up for Republican and down for Democrat. The first thing my Dad and I do in the morning is tilt them down. We notice our neighbors' is kind of hard to tell. I think about going over and asking him, but my dad gives me a look as though that would be pretty tacky. So (logic breakdown time), I decide i have to take a 40 foot rope, and rap it around 4 intersection poles at an even height to find out if his gutter is pointing up or down (mind you, I know the whole time he's a republican). My sister agrees to give me a ride to a perfect spot for that later, but ends up bailing out on me after I get my supplies ready (duct tape, rope). So I walk about a block down the street to a really busy intersection and decide it's way to busy to try and give up.

Part 2
Characters - Jeff(my brother), Bo(friend), Bo's fake girlfriend, Jimmy (recorded my band Hello Ociffer)

Jeff has been spending a lot of his spare time taking me over to Jimmy's to practice Hello Ociffer songs (a band he's not in). I don't really appreciate or understand why, and I don't understand why Jimmy is continually agreeing to it. I really kind of dread when Jeff wants to go do this, because it weirds me out, and it's really boring and he kind of becomes and asshole. This time Jeff invites Bo and his girlfriend along. They're kind of sitting around while we set up. Jeff steps on somthing expensive, and Jimmy kinda freaks out, but it's fine. I start getting embarassed doing this dumb practice stuff in front of Bo and his girlfriend. Suddenly I stop right before we start to practice, and just tell Jeff I don't feel like practicing songs with him anymore, and I tell him that Hello Ociffer is a dumb band and that he's not in it anyway so I don't understand why he wants to practice. Jeff just kind of stares at me, Bo winces, Jimmy leaves his house, and Bo's girlfriend looks over at Bo tentatively. Jeff FREAKS OUT and starts running around the house cursing about how fucked that is of me and all this crazy stuff about how much he's missed out on doing this and fuck me and fuck jimmy and all this sort of stuff.

Part 3
Characters - Bo

I'm in Bo's car, sitting in the left front side, as the driver's side is on the right. He asks me for 3 differant gummy candies from his glove box twisted together into one. I look in, and there are rows of 3 differant kinds of gummy candie packages that are empty, and only 3 in the back that have any left in them. I ask him if he still wants it because there are only 3 left, and he kind of gets mad at me and says no. I pleade my case that it's not my fauly that there are only 3 left.

Part 4
Characters - fake Dad, fake Mom, fake Uncle who keeps fading in and out of my dream.

My Mom, Dad, Uncle and I are all in Bo's car from part 3, except that the driver's seat is in the right spot, and I am in the back. We're driving through strange-ish woodsy areas, when things start to look kind of werid. Suddenly the the road we were on is gone and we're in a prehistoric looking place.

Part 5
Characters - Jeff, hot robot lady, leader, hitler

Jeff and on a random hillside with paths on it overlooking water. (this hill has been in previous dreams). In the water we can see GIANT military planes lauching into the air with a very short runway, hooked up to some kind of plane launching mechanism. The awesome power of it all scares the shit out of us. We're waiting on that hill to board a non military passenger plane, despite the fact that we're no where near an actual airport. Suddenly we get sucked into or teleported into one of the military planes (we get the feeling that the planes we're seeing being launched are top secret military shit). We're in a big room (about the size of a basketball arena), where everything is futuristic and made of cobalt steel panels. Illuminating the room dimly is a giant screen, with a training video on it, teaching the people surrounding us (the room is packed in rows) who seem to be soldiers, how to fight like spiderman when he was infused with the venom suit. This goes on for a while, when we wake up on an elevator, with a woman who I strangly suspect is a Robot. She greets us and welcomes us to wherever we are. (logic fails here) I decide if she's a robot (which i have no evidence of) she won't mind if I sexually molest her on the elevator. Jeff dissapears. I begin to grope the robot, who doesn't seem to have any genialia, and he breats are hard as steel, who just laughs as I very very agressively and scarily molest her, and she just giggles on. She says somthing and asks me how I knew she was a robot and how she likes me. We get on the ground floor and jeff gets off the adjacent elevator. We seem to be in some kind of Hotel Lobby. The robot instructs us that we're safe to roam around. We start to roam and we sort of deduce we're in some kind of giant scale science experiment(very truman show esque). There are Truman Show posters on the wall. (hahahah). We go outside, and see who we expect to be the leader. We walk up to him and start to question him. He tells us that he's been waiting for us. He shows me to the military training area, and tells jeff to go somewhere else. I kind of wander over to the area, and find a few plaques with news from the outside world pertaining to this top secret instilation (which HARDLY seems military related at all). There's an article about the singer from the band BloodHag being kicked out for having a disagreement on wine with the leader guy i had just spoke with. I RUN to tell Jeff this, who cracks up laughing. I tell the leader I remember the bloodhag guy dissapearing for a long time when I was on the outside world. He laughs and tells Jeff and I that we are very clever and lucky. I wander back to the military training part of this little city-esque place. There are about 15 people there in military garb. I put it on, and grab a sub machine gun, and a few hand grenades. A sign informs us that these are all live rounds. Suddenly and siren goes off, and in the 20 foot wide dirt road area ahead of our little encampment, a vehicle pulling many flat carts behind it, covered with Nazis and weird straw bales of hay speeds in to the road. It keeps driving past and turning around and driving past again. We start shooting the crap out of the nazis when I see Hitler himself in the back of the train just laughing his ass off. I run out of bullet, and pick up a chicken that happend to fall off of the train thingy, shove a grenade up it's ass, and throw it at hitler. it doesn't explode. the train drives off, and the excesize is over. We failed. Dejected, I walk back to the hotel lobby area, and talk to the robot lady again. She's really really attractive. We go to a bar together. We end up back in the elevator making out.

Part 6
Same as part 4, except now i'm in Military fatigues

It's now evident that there are dinasaurs on the loose. (forgetting some stuff). A Bunch of stuff happens, and the next thing i know i watch my fake family get eatin by a GIANT T-Rex. I'm laying in the mud in my fatigues behind Bo's car. I start to rub mud on my face, hoping to camoflague myself further.


My mom woke me up right after that, and I told her I was about to get eatin by a dinasaur.
My TV was left on cartoon network the night before.