Below are the 3 most recent journal entries recorded in henrydreams' LiveJournal:

Wednesday, February 1st, 2006
1:11 pm	I'm in a crappy little house with a small backyard and only a very dim lightbulb in a lamp. I'm aware that i'm on a dating show. there is no host or cameras. there are three girls with me, two are toned and very slightly muscley, one with black hair the other with blond. the other is pretty overweight and blonde. I remember from earlier (somthing that didn't take place in my dream) that the two toned ones are huge bitches, so i spend most of the time talking to and hitting on the other one. we're sitting on a very beatup twin size mattress that is right behind a sofa that reminds me of my brother jeff's old sofa. (he also had a mattress behind his couch). i'm sitting with my legs out in front of me, and she is sitting to my right. we start flirting and she sits in between my legs and purposely rubs up against my crotch. the dream kind of breaks up here and i remember going outside, and it being sunny. I'm no longer on a dating show. my neighbor is in his back yard (not my real neighbor because i don't have one). he is wearing matchnig shorts and button up shirt, as well as a strange hat. they all are the same very tex-mex-flannel/80's pattern material. he waves at me, and bends over to look through boxes in his garage. his ass is huge in those short little shorts. i have video games on my mind for SOME reason. I'm walking down some city street with Bo, Jeff, and i BELEIVE Sabrina. but maybe not. We're walking and all of the sudden we're in a parking garage. I remember that there is somthing about Portland going on, but the city seems ilke chicago would seem to me. I think it's actually portland. We walk up the ramp into the relatively small parking garage, and notice a smear of blood on the ramp up to this next level. We look over the edge of the ramp and notice some car parts and more blood off to the side of the lower level. We get up to the actual parking garage level and see two wrecked cars off to our right. there is WAY too much blood and guts for the two cars, and definitely no way that either could be so damaged in such a small space. both have been completely destroyed. cars parts and blood and guts are all over to the right, amongst other cars, and seemingly not in the way. the blood and guts aren't on any surrounding cars, save for one, which is about 30 feet away. it's a sparking old ass cadillac looking car, with a sparkling blue panit job, except tht it's been COVERED and SMEARED in blood and pieces of gore. lots of gore. like a whole 2 or 3 stomach's worth. hair as well. Bo call ths cops on my cell phone. we're all scared. the cops tell him that it's all been there for a week and that it's no problem. we leave the parking garage, and as we do, 2 people walk past joking about the carnage that's been inside for so long. As we leave the parking garage, it turns into day. we walk down the stree, which is like a busy city stree, but there are no building fronts. jut parknig carages and brick walls, and a sidewalk running adjacent to the waterfront on the other side. brick to our left, a hill leading down to water on our right. it still has a very big city feel. we walk past a hot dog stand that is right in the middle of the road and I find a 20 dollar bill behind it. I'm in my brother's room. Patton is at my house. I'm not sure where Jeff is. I remeber that i'm in his room, and that i have a lot of my dad's money. like 38 bucks. a 20, a 10, and 8 1's. I'm throwing them up in the air, and throwing darts ni them, trying to get them to stick to the wall. Patton walks in the room and says "hey. my mom's here for a while, adn we're going to go do ebaums outside. so yeah. if anyone wants to know why we're here. yeah". I see patton's mom throw jeff's window, which is above the wall i'm utilizing. I remember my dad coming in for a while and being entertained by what i'm doing. At some point, i'm in jeff's room agani but his old style room where his tv is where his bed is now, watching a movie with shannon. it's very warm in his room, but very open. he has a nice lush carpet. Jeff and I are definitely in portland for some reason. We're in some little recording studio looking thing, but in the recording booth area, there is some sort of pornogirl there, wearing nothing but a small leaf that doesn't cover her vulva. Her skin has a lot of white makeup powder on it. She has black hair and red lipstick and is god damned sooo hot. I for some reason know her, and am very attracted to her. Somehow Jeff is sitting in judgement of her for some porn company, and decides that she needs more leaves over her vuvla, and suddenly her row of little leaves is three wide and like 5 long, which definitely covers her vulva. I can sense that for some reason this is the end of her porn career, and i feel bad for her, but i also feel good that she won't be doing porn anymore. I really wanna go talk to her and get to know her because she seems sad and is SOOOOOOOo hot to me. but we have to leave, which i don't feel that bad about for some reason. (Comment on this)
Friday, October 7th, 2005
2:24 pm	I had a dream I became rich in some old-timey kind of way, like Oil or somthing, and so I stopped being friends with a lot of my friends and instead had a close knit personal friendship with a few select people, like Geoffrey, Bo, Jeff and some people that don't exist. Also my hamster got famous in this somehow. But I don't remember the rest, except the INSANE part that happened at the end. We were all kind of living the high life, going to fancy restaraunts often and hotels and traveling. Each one of my close and personal friends had a specific pet that they brought around with them always. I remember a parrot, a pug dog, and some kind of cat. [LOGIC BREAKDOWN] Since we all had our animals with us, one of our friends thought that it MUST be time to play fetch with all of the insanely dangerous and sharp object we'd been aquring. IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTARAUNT. the next thing you know, we're hurling knives and razorblades around in hope that our animals will fetch them. Then someone told me my hamster was going to die of old age soon, [LOGIC BREAKDOWN] so i measured him tail to head. then i woke up. Current Music: Liquid Liquid (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, September 26th, 2005
3:42 pm	I guess i need to seperate my dreams into parts, because they're usually related, but definitely not cohesive. Part 1 Characters - Dad, A Fake Sister(fake = someone I don't actually know in real life), A Fake Republican Neighbor My dad and I live together in a gated community-esque neighborhood. Election day is coming up, and my dad is a hardcore democrat(he's actually libretarian. meh.) It's an Election day custom to tilt(there's a little crank on the side of houses that actually angles gutters up or down) the gutters of your house up for Republican and down for Democrat. The first thing my Dad and I do in the morning is tilt them down. We notice our neighbors' is kind of hard to tell. I think about going over and asking him, but my dad gives me a look as though that would be pretty tacky. So (logic breakdown time), I decide i have to take a 40 foot rope, and rap it around 4 intersection poles at an even height to find out if his gutter is pointing up or down (mind you, I know the whole time he's a republican). My sister agrees to give me a ride to a perfect spot for that later, but ends up bailing out on me after I get my supplies ready (duct tape, rope). So I walk about a block down the street to a really busy intersection and decide it's way to busy to try and give up. Part 2 Characters - Jeff(my brother), Bo(friend), Bo's fake girlfriend, Jimmy (recorded my band Hello Ociffer) Jeff has been spending a lot of his spare time taking me over to Jimmy's to practice Hello Ociffer songs (a band he's not in). I don't really appreciate or understand why, and I don't understand why Jimmy is continually agreeing to it. I really kind of dread when Jeff wants to go do this, because it weirds me out, and it's really boring and he kind of becomes and asshole. This time Jeff invites Bo and his girlfriend along. They're kind of sitting around while we set up. Jeff steps on somthing expensive, and Jimmy kinda freaks out, but it's fine. I start getting embarassed doing this dumb practice stuff in front of Bo and his girlfriend. Suddenly I stop right before we start to practice, and just tell Jeff I don't feel like practicing songs with him anymore, and I tell him that Hello Ociffer is a dumb band and that he's not in it anyway so I don't understand why he wants to practice. Jeff just kind of stares at me, Bo winces, Jimmy leaves his house, and Bo's girlfriend looks over at Bo tentatively. Jeff FREAKS OUT and starts running around the house cursing about how fucked that is of me and all this crazy stuff about how much he's missed out on doing this and fuck me and fuck jimmy and all this sort of stuff. Part 3 Characters - Bo I'm in Bo's car, sitting in the left front side, as the driver's side is on the right. He asks me for 3 differant gummy candies from his glove box twisted together into one. I look in, and there are rows of 3 differant kinds of gummy candie packages that are empty, and only 3 in the back that have any left in them. I ask him if he still wants it because there are only 3 left, and he kind of gets mad at me and says no. I pleade my case that it's not my fauly that there are only 3 left. Part 4 Characters - fake Dad, fake Mom, fake Uncle who keeps fading in and out of my dream. My Mom, Dad, Uncle and I are all in Bo's car from part 3, except that the driver's seat is in the right spot, and I am in the back. We're driving through strange-ish woodsy areas, when things start to look kind of werid. Suddenly the the road we were on is gone and we're in a prehistoric looking place. Part 5 Characters - Jeff, hot robot lady, leader, hitler Jeff and on a random hillside with paths on it overlooking water. (this hill has been in previous dreams). In the water we can see GIANT military planes lauching into the air with a very short runway, hooked up to some kind of plane launching mechanism. The awesome power of it all scares the shit out of us. We're waiting on that hill to board a non military passenger plane, despite the fact that we're no where near an actual airport. Suddenly we get sucked into or teleported into one of the military planes (we get the feeling that the planes we're seeing being launched are top secret military shit). We're in a big room (about the size of a basketball arena), where everything is futuristic and made of cobalt steel panels. Illuminating the room dimly is a giant screen, with a training video on it, teaching the people surrounding us (the room is packed in rows) who seem to be soldiers, how to fight like spiderman when he was infused with the venom suit. This goes on for a while, when we wake up on an elevator, with a woman who I strangly suspect is a Robot. She greets us and welcomes us to wherever we are. (logic fails here) I decide if she's a robot (which i have no evidence of) she won't mind if I sexually molest her on the elevator. Jeff dissapears. I begin to grope the robot, who doesn't seem to have any genialia, and he breats are hard as steel, who just laughs as I very very agressively and scarily molest her, and she just giggles on. She says somthing and asks me how I knew she was a robot and how she likes me. We get on the ground floor and jeff gets off the adjacent elevator. We seem to be in some kind of Hotel Lobby. The robot instructs us that we're safe to roam around. We start to roam and we sort of deduce we're in some kind of giant scale science experiment(very truman show esque). There are Truman Show posters on the wall. (hahahah). We go outside, and see who we expect to be the leader. We walk up to him and start to question him. He tells us that he's been waiting for us. He shows me to the military training area, and tells jeff to go somewhere else. I kind of wander over to the area, and find a few plaques with news from the outside world pertaining to this top secret instilation (which HARDLY seems military related at all). There's an article about the singer from the band BloodHag being kicked out for having a disagreement on wine with the leader guy i had just spoke with. I RUN to tell Jeff this, who cracks up laughing. I tell the leader I remember the bloodhag guy dissapearing for a long time when I was on the outside world. He laughs and tells Jeff and I that we are very clever and lucky. I wander back to the military training part of this little city-esque place. There are about 15 people there in military garb. I put it on, and grab a sub machine gun, and a few hand grenades. A sign informs us that these are all live rounds. Suddenly and siren goes off, and in the 20 foot wide dirt road area ahead of our little encampment, a vehicle pulling many flat carts behind it, covered with Nazis and weird straw bales of hay speeds in to the road. It keeps driving past and turning around and driving past again. We start shooting the crap out of the nazis when I see Hitler himself in the back of the train just laughing his ass off. I run out of bullet, and pick up a chicken that happend to fall off of the train thingy, shove a grenade up it's ass, and throw it at hitler. it doesn't explode. the train drives off, and the excesize is over. We failed. Dejected, I walk back to the hotel lobby area, and talk to the robot lady again. She's really really attractive. We go to a bar together. We end up back in the elevator making out. Part 6 Same as part 4, except now i'm in Military fatigues It's now evident that there are dinasaurs on the loose. (forgetting some stuff). A Bunch of stuff happens, and the next thing i know i watch my fake family get eatin by a GIANT T-Rex. I'm laying in the mud in my fatigues behind Bo's car. I start to rub mud on my face, hoping to camoflague myself further. My mom woke me up right after that, and I told her I was about to get eatin by a dinasaur. My TV was left on cartoon network the night before. (1 Comment |Comment on this)